Rory: [answers phone] Hello?
Paris: I finished the paper on Dickinson, the Physics test was for a third grader, and I picked the history of the Egyptian political process as my International History project.
Rory: You've been very busy.
Paris: I've been very bored.
Rory: When are you coming back to school?
Paris: My parents return tomorrow. I think my mom's bringing home a new face.
Rory: Really?
Paris: There's a doctor in France who injects some kind of gel into your head and then molds it to give you better cheekbones.
Rory: You are kidding me.
Paris: She has to sleep on her back for a month, otherwise her face will flatten like a crepe.
Rory: Oh my God, it's Brazil.