Quote from Paris in Lorelai Out of Water
Hanlin Charleston: Now, I'd like to know what is actually driving this recent rash of infighting. Oh, goody, I get to guess. Let's see, perhaps you're arguing over the same boy? Paris: Sure, we're girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right? Sexist, white-haired... Hanlin Charleston: Paris, are you muttering? Paris: No, sorry.