Dean: Please, just tell me where I stand.
Lorelai: I don't know where you stand, okay? All I know is my 16-year-old didn't come home one night and you had something to do with that.
Dean: I told you, nothing happened.
Lorelai: ...happened. I heard.
Dean: Look, you can hate me, but you have to believe me. I wouldn't let anything happen to her.
Lorelai: You happened to her.
Dean: I won't hurt her.
Lorelai: You know, I was 16 when I had Rory.
Dean: I know.
Lorelai: That is the same age she is now.
Dean: I know.
Lorelai: She wants to go to Harvard.
Dean: She will go to Harvard, and if she doesn't, it won't be because of me.