Paris: We tried to get a corpse cake, but we couldn't find a bakery that would make us one, so we had to settle for a naked-guy cake from an erotic bakery in Hartford.
Rory: Yes, it's a little early for cake for me.
Paris: It actually tastes pretty good once you get past the whole pornographic dessert issue. Sure I can't interest you in a fibula?
Rory: No, thanks.