Rory: I will get you my resume by tomorrow.
Paris: Fine. By "resume" you mean "resumes," right?
Rory: How many do we need?
Paris: I have 21 versions, each one tailored to a particular job in a particular field: grad school, law school, med school, fellowships, jobs on newspapers, jobs on the business side of newspapers, jobs working for multimedia conglomerations, jobs working for quote-unquote "the little guy," jobs in the public sector, i.e. internships in Washington, for which there are three different versions based on whether or not I'm applying to work for a democrat, a republican, or a Joe Lieberman.