Quote from Paris in To Whom It May Concern
Rory: Oh, so I'm applying for an oceanography fellowship?
Paris: And I might point out that the application is due by February 28.
Rory: But I know nothing about oceanography. I can't even tell you which direction the ocean is.
Paris: You apply, you get the fellowship, then you decide if you want it.
Rory: I already know I don't want it.
Paris: It's a defensive move. It's like Monopoly. Your little wheelbarrow lands on St. James Place. You think, "I don't really want St. James Place, but I don't want some other schmo to get it, so I'll stick a plastic house there." Am I getting through to you?
Rory: You're making me want to play Monopoly.