Quote from Paris in Knit, People, Knit!
Rory: You want me to sign a lease? Paris: Well, you are subletting from me and the last time you lived here, you just up and left in the middle of the year. Rory: Um, you kicked me out. You moved all my stuff out in the hallway and locked the door. Paris: Well, now you'll have a legally binding contract that will negate my ability to do that in the future.