Quote from Lorelai in The Great Stink
Rory: [on the phone] Hey, what's going on? Lorelai: Uh, well Stars Hollow smells like pickles. Rory: Pickles? Lorelai: Pickles. Rory: Pickles pickles? Lorelai: Pickles. Rory: Why? Lorelai: Because a pickle train crashed. Rory: Is this a joke? Is this a long, boring joke that I'm not going to get? Lorelai: No, it's no joke. The town smells like pickles because a pickle train was derailed. Rory: A train full of pickles? Who knew there was such a thing? Lorelai: Well, pickle-train conductors, for one. Sounds so fun. I would've been the greatest pickle-train conductor. Can you see me... "All aboard, you pickles!" Rory: Hmm. Clearly you missed your calling. Lorelai: Well, luckily there's you. You're young, you're clever, your great pickle-train conducting hope.