Quote from Paris in Lorelai's First Cotillion
Paris: That's it! Pencils down. That means you, Casanova. Time is up! Everyone out. Unless your parents want to start paying for overtime, which for many of you might be a good idea. Not so fast, employees. Today's work was shoddy at best. Between the overt coddling and the inappropriate flirting, I feel like I'm running a bordello. Gilmore, do you see any of my students falling in love with me? Rory: No. Paris: And you know why? Because you don't fall in love with people that make you want to crap your pants. I want to see terror in their eyes! Fear is a great motivator, people. Use it. What are you standing around here for? Go! Dismissed.