Rory: Michel, what sports do you play?
Michel: Well, since I'm maimed potentially for life, I may never play sports again.
Lorelai: But think back to before this tragic, life-altering injury, when life was still worth living. What sports did you play then?
Michel: Well, pilates, of course.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: It's like yoga with cables and wires.
Lorelai: Sounds very dangerous.