Quote from Lorelai in The Prodigal Daughter Returns
Luke: You're not happy they're gone? Lorelai: No, I am. I just wanted to say "goodbye." Luke: Goodbye? Lorelai: I wanted to have a "We're done" party, buy them some pizza. Luke: More pizza. Lorelai: And I had going-away presents for them. Luke: I gave them a present, a $2,000 going-away present. That's got to bring some smiles. Lorelai: But I bought paper hats and noisemakers. Luke: The place was covered with dust. You were woken up at 6:00 a.m. every morning by the hammering. I thought you'd be happy. Lorelai: I am. I'm just sad at the same time. You've never been with a woman before?