Martin Quote #1262
Quote from Martin in The Devil and Dr. Phil
Martin: This guy is so cheap, he could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo chokes. [laughs]
Frasier: Dad, exactly how old is this book of one-liners?
Martin: How old? You're asking me how old? Well, I'll tell you how old. 1956.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Devil and Dr. Phil’ Quotes
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: So, Bebe. However did you land Dr. Phil?
Bebe: We met about a year ago at a charity donkey basketball game.
Frasier: Donkey basketball?
Bebe: Texas, darling. It's like the symphony to them.
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: Oh, Bebe.
Bebe: Hello, darling, I came across this old box of Frasier strategy memos and I thought I'd bring them by to you.
Frasier: Oh, I didn't realize there was so much.
Bebe: And you thought I didn't work hard.
Frasier: Now, now there's no need to take that tone. Things have certainly worked out okay for you, wouldn't you say?
Bebe: Too true. But I can't be blamed for being a bit of a bitter Bebe. No one likes being tossed aside for a younger woman.
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: Oh, Bebe, you know very well I only changed agents because you were ignoring me in favor of another client.
Bebe: I wasn't ignoring you! I was only getting some much needed critical distance for a final glorious Frasierian push.