Frasier Quote #3152

Quote from Frasier in The Devil and Dr. Phil

Daphne: I never knew you were friends with Dr. Phil.
Frasier: Some years back we found ourselves running into each other at seminars and conferences. He's an excellent therapist. We had a bit of a clash over ethics.
Daphne: Oh, really. What did you do, sleep with a patient?
Frasier: Not my ethics, his. The man bilked me out of two hundred dollars in a card game.
Martin: He did not bilk you, it's called a one-eyed jack.
Frasier: Oh, yes, yes. There is one eye, but the other eye is there by implication! Therefore, the hand should have been a do-over. And you can ask Niles about this, too. As far as I'm concerned, the man owes me two hundred dollars.

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Quote from Bebe

Frasier: So, Bebe. However did you land Dr. Phil?
Bebe: We met about a year ago at a charity donkey basketball game.
Frasier: Donkey basketball?
Bebe: Texas, darling. It's like the symphony to them.

Quote from Bebe

Frasier: Oh, Bebe.
Bebe: Hello, darling, I came across this old box of Frasier strategy memos and I thought I'd bring them by to you.
Frasier: Oh, I didn't realize there was so much.
Bebe: And you thought I didn't work hard.
Frasier: Now, now there's no need to take that tone. Things have certainly worked out okay for you, wouldn't you say?
Bebe: Too true. But I can't be blamed for being a bit of a bitter Bebe. No one likes being tossed aside for a younger woman.

Quote from Bebe

Frasier: Oh, Bebe, you know very well I only changed agents because you were ignoring me in favor of another client.
Bebe: I wasn't ignoring you! I was only getting some much needed critical distance for a final glorious Frasierian push.