Frasier Quote #2751

Quote from Frasier in Junior Agent

Portia: All right. Sit down and listen up. Legs together! All right, maybe you two don't see the potential for syndication, but I do. Sure, the big markets are harder to crack. But we'll start smaller. KBCD in Medford, KBAB in Boise. They're both changing their formats. After the beginning of the year, they're going to need new programming. Soon, we'll have a vast and viable audience. Oh, think of it! The obsessive-compulsive on his tractor. The bipolar cop on his beat. The soccer mom seething with rage. And they're all out there across this great land of yours, just waiting for you to help them!
Frasier: I've always thought that!

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 ‘Junior Agent’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Bebe, throughout our relationship, I have put up with a lot. But I never doubted for an instant your devotion to my career. Apparently, that is at an end. And so, therefore, is my association with this agency. And, screw, may I add, you!

Quote from Bebe

Bebe: Frasier Crane, I wish my eyes were sore so you could be a sight for them.

Quote from Daphne

Niles: What's the big deal? Why do you hate going to the doctor so much?
Martin: Everybody does.
Daphne: Not my brother Billy. He loved going to the doctors. From the time he was a little boy, he'd start getting undressed in the car. And mind you, that was just for the dentist. As he got older, he volunteered for medical studies, supported himself getting all sorts of experimental drugs pumped into him. [goes into the kitchen]
Martin: Think she's finished?
Niles: Wait for it.
Daphne: [returning] One year, he grew little boobies.