Roz Quote #324
Quote from Roz in Three Valentines
Roz: Oh, there's my date.
Frasier: Oh, who are you going out with tonight?
Roz: Oh, Bob. You know, the tax accountant."The Cricket"?
Roz: No, I call him "The Cricket" because he rubs his hands together really fast during sex. Bye.
Frasier: Goodbye.
Frasier Quotes
‘Three Valentines’ Quotes
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Roz, I'm back.
Roz: Okay. She ditched her dress and she's hitting the sauce. What do you need, runway lights on the mattress?
Quote from Niles
Niles: [on the phone] Francois. It's Niles Crane. You delivered some champagne earlier for Valentine's Day? Well, you brought over the '88 and I asked for the '85. Yes, my date will know the difference, she happens to be the president of our wine club. Thank you, thank you. Yes, remember, I won't be at home. No, I'm not entertaining at the Shangri-La. My brother was kind enough to let me use his apartment. Well, what could I do? I threw a blanket over it.
Quote from Roz
[Roz answers her phone]
Roz: Hello.
Frasier: Roz, it's Frasier. Look, I need your help.
Roz: Well, I don't have much time, I'm on my way out.
Frasier: Okay, just answer me this. How do you know if you're on a date?
Roz: Are you alone?
Frasier: Yes.
Roz: Then you're not on a date.