Roz Quote #232

Quote from Roz in Daphne Hates Sherry

Roz: Hey, I know what'll make you feel better. My friend Lisa's having a singles party tonight. I'm supposed to bring someone who I'm not interested in but who's a really good catch.
Frasier: Oh, Roz, please, I need my rest. You know, even if I didn't, I do not want to be poked and prodded by a bunch of desperate, alcohol-lubricated husband-hunters.
Roz: Oh, come on, it'll be fun. Cheryl from Sales was asking if you'd be there.
Frasier: Cheryl. Isn't she the one who, at the last company wedding, hip-checked you into the ice sculpture in her headlong rush to catch the bouquet?
Roz: That is not what happened. She thought the bartender said "last call."

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 ‘Daphne Hates Sherry’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Bup, bup, bup! Not another word!
Roz: But he-
Frasier: Bup! I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner. As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my... Oh, dear God, you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Sherry: Me? You're the one who started it. Didn't she, Marty?
Martin: Hey, you're not putting me in the middle of this.
Daphne: I didn't start anything. You've had your big conk in my business all day.
Sherry: That better mean nose!
Daphne: And what if it doesn't?

Quote from Frasier

Sherry: Coffee's on. Want a cuppa?
Frasier: No thank you, caffeine only weakens the immune system. I'm fighting off a flu.
Sherry: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get you some breakfast.
Frasier: No, no, That's really not necessary.
Sherry: Oh, no, no. You'll feel much better once you've had my scrambled-egg tacos and Spam patties.
Frasier: In keeping with the trusty adage, "starve a cold, disgust a fever."