Daphne Quote #211

Quote from Daphne in The Two Mrs. Cranes

Niles: Why are you fighting over that man anyway? He's got all the charm of a cricket bat!
Roz: You're right. You know what, Daphne? You can have him. You can have him, he's yours!
Daphne: Oh, fat chance I've got, now that you've told him I'm pregnant! How am I supposed to get rid of this bloody baby?!

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 ‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes

Quote from Martin

Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.

Quote from Martin

Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]

Quote from Martin

Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.