Daphne Quote #210

Quote from Daphne in The Two Mrs. Cranes

Niles: That's what I love about her, her sense of humor. Cookie, darling?
Daphne: Oh, no, thank you. Some of us do look after our weight.
Roz: Now, now, Daphne. You have to keep your strength up. You are eating for two.
Clive: You're having a baby?! Well, when you were planning on springing that news?
Daphne: We don't like to bring that up. It's a sore point around here, what with my sister-in-law being barren and all.
Niles: Now, now, it's not her fault. You see, my brother is impotent.

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 ‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes

Quote from Martin

Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.

Quote from Martin

Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]

Quote from Martin

Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.