Frasier Quote #974

Quote from Frasier in Where There's Smoke, There's Fired

Martin: Well, what went wrong?
Frasier: Well, they were halfway down the aisle, Big Willy beaming proudly, Bebe radiant, supporting Big Willy on her arm when suddenly he clutched his heart, and his head slumped against Bebe's shoulder. Of course we were all concerned at first, but then suddenly it seemed like he was all right because they kept moving on down the aisle. But if you looked carefully, you could see Bebe's little biceps bulging through her wedding gown, and I swear I noticed daylight between Big Willy's dress boots and the carpet. Well, once they got up to the minister the jig was pretty well up, despite Bebe's valiant attempts to animate his features by twisting the loose skin at the back of his neck. You know, I've never seen a woman more crushed.

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[After Bulldog convinced him that the new station owner was Greek:]
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Quote from Bebe

Frasier: Well, you know, Bebe, there are other Big Willys out there, better ones. Richer, older... impotent!
Bebe: Oh dear, you always know what to say. I know what hell I put you through over this. I insist that you take this, as a small token of my gratitude.
Frasier: Oh, Bebe, really. Look, Roz. It's a gold Rolex. Oh my goodness. Bebe, where did you get this?
Bebe: Just don't wear it to the funeral.

Quote from Roz

Bebe: Isn't it wonderful? We met last month and it was love at first sight.
Roz: First sight of what? His bankbook and a cardiogram?