Frasier Quote #850
Quote from Frasier in Come Lie with Me
Niles: Well, Dad was right. They are my real friends. It was all just a misunderstanding. Apparently, the social chairman's dog ate my invitation. And the poor animal had to go to the vet and with all the confusion they forgot to send me another. And, when I offered my new address for next year's party, they said, "No need. We'll see you around."
Martin: I'm going to start wearing sweat pants. That damned drier again. Hey, you guys want some cookies? They're reduced fat.
Frasier: Really? That means we can eat twice as many.
Frasier Quotes
‘Come Lie with Me’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: She's staying. Turns out they're sleeping together but not having sex. See, they can't have sex because of an injury Joe suffered when kicked by a spooked sheep during an air raid while his family was vacationing in the Falkland Islands during the war.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, Niles, why do you even care about those people? In your hour of need they pretend you don't even exist. They treat you like you're a leper, a non-person.
Niles: But I really, really like them. I know, I know. It makes me sound pathetic. But I'm newly separated. These people have been my social circle for ten years. Frasier, they're my tribe.
Frasier: Well, I hate to break this to you, "Waltzes With Snobs," but ... they have left you on the mountaintop to die.
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: Guess who? Daphne, um, I don't want you entertaining here but I also don't want you to move out.
Daphne: Oh, I see. So you want me to stay, but just not have a personal life?
Frasier: Well...
Daphne: No, no, no. That works out fine for me. I'll just spend all day waiting on you and your father, then in the evenings retire to me room, wrap meself in an Afghan and wait for the morning. And if my whimpering gets too loud for you, you can just have me fixed like Eddie.