Roz Quote #661

Quote from Roz in A New Position for Roz

Frasier: What's going on, Roz? I didn't expect to see you tonight.
Roz: Well, um, I have something really important to talk to you about, and I really need you to listen to me.
Frasier: Well, absolutely, that's what I do.
Roz: I really, really, really think you should stop seeing Julia.
Frasier: Look, I know you two have your difficulties.
Roz: No! It's not that. She's all wrong for you.
Frasier: I think I see what's going on here. You and I have a close relationship. A new woman comes to the radio station. She and I form a close relationship, and you feel threatened.
Roz: No. She's evil. It's not your fault. You can't see it because she puts on an act around you.
Frasier: Did it ever occur to you that maybe she's putting on an act for everybody else, and that maybe I see her as she really is?
Roz: Oh, she's got you totally brainwashed.

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 ‘A New Position for Roz’ Quotes

Quote from Gil

Gil: Careful, gents. Really, the way you two are always carrying on, people are going to start talking. [adopting a phony smile] Hello, all. Gil Chesterton here, with a toast to Roz Doyle.
Frasier: Hear, hear.
Gil: A wonderful co-worker, and a good friend.
All: Hear, hear.
Gil: Of course, I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm! Away!
Kenny: Okay, bar's closed.

Quote from Noel

Roz: Okay, Noel, that was good, but you need to tell Frasier the name of the caller, the town they're calling form, and why they're calling.
Noel: Okay. You know, maybe I would learn more if you sat down behind me and guided my hands, like they did in Ghost.

Quote from Gertrude

Frasier: Oh. Mrs. Moon, we'd like to get two double lattes to go, please.
Gertrude: For an extra dollar, I can add a nip of brandy.
Frasier: Is that on the menu?
Gertrude: [pulling a flask out of her apron] It's on the secret menu.