Frasier Quote #1162
Quote from Frasier in Four for the Seesaw
Frasier: All right, folks, we're back. Um, joining us for this last minute of our show is Dr. Morris Claman who's going to give me my flu shot. But, you know, what's the rush? Perhaps we'd be interested in finding out what strains of flu you've isolated this year.
Dr. Morris Claman: Primarily Singapore, Rangoon and Malayan. Would you roll up your sleeve, please?
Frasier: And how do you suppose they traveled here?
Dr. Morris Claman: No idea. Roll up your sleeve.
Frasier: [rolling sleeve] Could it have been a careless tourist? A baggage handler? A tainted wok?
Roz: Dr. Crane, we're almost out of time. You do want to get that shot, don't you?
Frasier: Yes, yes.
Dr. Morris Claman: Right, first I'm just gonna swab the area with a little alcohol and then I'm going to give you the shot. There, that's done.
Frasier: Really? Well, that didn't hurt at all. The newly immunized Dr. Frasier Crane, signing off.
Dr. Morris Claman: No, no, no, that was just the alcohol. This is the needle.
[Frasier screens so loudly, prompting Roz to take her headphones off]
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