Frasier Quote #973
Quote from Frasier in Where There's Smoke, There's Fired
Frasier: For God's sake, I don't care any more. You know, I can't help you, nobody can. You want to ruin it for both of us? Here, go ahead, knock yourself out. I only wish I could be there when it happens.
Bebe: When what happens?
Frasier: When you see that newspaper headline: "Big Willy Boone, Millionaire, Dead." [Bebe starts to smile] Oh, how I wish I could be there when you watch the funeral on the news. Watch the casket being slipped into the ground. Only, you won't be watching that. No, no, you'll be watching the widow Boone. Tiffany, perhaps. Oh no, better yet, "Kelli" - with an "I".
Bebe: Stop it!
Frasier: You'll picture her wearing your jewels, sailing in your yachts, sleeping with your gigolos. But, oh, you won't be sad, no, no, no! Because you'll have your cigarette. Clutched in your nicotine-stained teeth, smoke
whirling about your once-pretty, now creased, leathery, smoke-ravaged-
Bebe: Enough! God! You are one hell of a therapist.
‘Where There's Smoke, There's Fired’ Quotes
Quote from Gil
[After Bulldog convinced him that the new station owner was Greek:]
Gil: Well, I hope you're happy. I've just given four stars to a restaurant called "A Taste Of Greece." Which, trust me, is no misnomer.
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: Well, you know, Bebe, there are other Big Willys out there, better ones. Richer, older... impotent!
Bebe: Oh dear, you always know what to say. I know what hell I put you through over this. I insist that you take this, as a small token of my gratitude.
Frasier: Oh, Bebe, really. Look, Roz. It's a gold Rolex. Oh my goodness. Bebe, where did you get this?
Bebe: Just don't wear it to the funeral.
Quote from Roz
Bebe: Isn't it wonderful? We met last month and it was love at first sight.
Roz: First sight of what? His bankbook and a cardiogram?