Frasier: Hello, Niles.
Niles: Frasier, prepare to salivate.
Frasier: Niles, if that is a picture of your new Biedermeier loveseat, you've already shown it to me.
Niles: No, this is a photo of my latest purchase: an exquisite, eighteenth-century Turkish prayer rug. Paid a fortune for it, but legend says whatever you pray for on this rug will come to you.
Frasier: Certainly worked for the dealer.