Daphne: A latte, please.
Gertrude: Daphne. Here it is. My first paycheck. $74.12 post tax. See, everybody, I'm helping out my well-to-do daughter with my pittance of a paycheck.
Daphne: [taking the check] Thanks.
Gertrude: I suppose you're going to ask me to stop working here. Well, I don't care if you are embarrassed. I will contribute to the household like you told me, even if it kills me.
Daphne: Sign here.
Gertrude: Right, then. I'll just work here till I keel over dead. Kindly set aside a few pennies from my pay for a nice casket.
Daphne: Already taken care of.