Quote from Daphne in Some Assembly Required
Daphne: A latte, please. Gertrude: Daphne. Here it is. My first paycheck. $74.12 post tax. See, everybody, I'm helping out my well-to-do daughter with my pittance of a paycheck. Daphne: [taking the check] Thanks. Gertrude: I suppose you're going to ask me to stop working here. Well, I don't care if you are embarrassed. I will contribute to the household like you told me, even if it kills me. Daphne: Sign here. Gertrude: Right, then. I'll just work here till I keel over dead. Kindly set aside a few pennies from my pay for a nice casket. Daphne: Already taken care of.