Quote from Roz in Door Jam
Roz: It's a spa. How much better could it be? I mean, are they gonna carry you around like a sultan? You gonna be massaged by supermodels? And what if you do get through the gold door? What next, the diamond door? And after that a titanium door? And after that a plutonium door! Niles: Oh, that's ridiculous. Plutonium's radioactive, no one's going to make a door out of it.