Frasier: Good morning, Roz. May I join you?
Roz: Sure, Frasier. Well, I'm glad to see you're not sulking today.
Frasier: Yes, well, I had a little time to think about it, and I've decided to put Bulldog's prank behind me.
Roz: That's very mature.
Frasier: I'm not finished! By visiting upon him a prank that is ten times more dastardly. Look at this.
Roz: Looks like a car with a balloon tied to it.
Frasier: Precisely. I will tie a red balloon to the antenna of Bulldog's car every time his precious Seahawks lose a game. Over time, the conditioned response will become ingrained in his psyche. Eventually, the mere sight of a red balloon will bring about in him an inexplicable sense of loss. Check-and-mate!