Daphne: I've done some calculating, and in the last nine years, I've carried 2.8 tons of laundry approximately 106.4 miles back and forth to the basement. That's the same as carrying an SUV on me back to Canada.
Martin: Maybe we should ask him to buy a washer-dryer.
Daphne: Oh, there's an idea. I was going to suggest moving the apartment closer to the laundry room.