Frasier: I have always striven to be approachable, the embodiment of the words "If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue..."
Niles: "Or walk with kings, nor lose the common touch."
Frasier: Exactly. [to the waiter] Thank you. [then] If my maligner truly knew who I was, then he would have found that a more apt characterization than "snob."
Niles: Assuming he's familiar with Kipling.
Frasier: [snickering] What are the odds?