Roz: Daphne, you go next, and think of something juicier than that.
Daphne: Oh, well, um, mine's also a youthful indiscretion. I stole a teddy bear from the shops.
Roz: Then what?
Daphne: Well, I felt guilty, so I told my parents and we brought it back. Then as a penance, I... volunteered to work at the orphanage after school.
Roz: What the hell was that? I'd put that story on my resume.