Quote from Frasier in IQ
Niles: So, how long did we last the lunch? Frasier: Well, not too long. Nine thousand dollars doesn't buy the leisurely lunch it used to. Niles: Wait a minute, I thought it was eight thousand. Frasier: No, no, you knocked over the aquarium on the way out. You know, whenever I feel envy about your IQ again, I'll just conjure up the image of you sprawled out on the bed of live koi, weeping and desperately trying to revive that little plastic diver.