Frasier: I just hope Dad doesn't get too nervous about his speech today. I've been giving him little tips all week.
Niles: Oh, really? As Daphne tells it, you wrote the whole thing for him.
Frasier: I did no such thing. I added a bon mot or two, tidied up the language, removed any questionable material.
Niles: There isn't a word of his left, is there?
Frasier: Not a comma.