Quote from Roz in Roz in the Doghouse
Roz: Hey, Martin, what's going on? Martin: Oh, Niles bought me some new shoes. Daphne: Oh, yes. Look, they have tassels. Niles: Aren't they exquisite? Those shoes were individually handmade by an artisan toiling in a hilltop village above Florence. The man is a hero there. It's an event when he completes a pair of shoes. They ring the cathedral bell and the whole town celebrates. Roz: There's a town that needs a bowling alley.