Niles: So, I just had to get out of the house. Maris's Junior League is rehearsing their spring musical. This year they're doing "Cats". For the past week and a half, I've been watching two dozen underweight tightly-pulled women in leotards crawling around the music room meowing. I'm telling you, Frasier, my allergies are acting up.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, I think you're exaggerating.
Niles: No. No, really. You have no idea how vivid the experience is. As God is my judge, I swear Mrs Presley-Bismuth was scent-marking the divan.