Quote from Bebe in Selling Out
Bebe: Ah, I've got to go. Flying to Palo Alto, my daughter's at Stanford. [starts to leave] Ah, wait. You don't have kids, do you? Frasier: Well yes, I have a five year-old son. Bebe: Lucky you, you won't have to worry about it for years. [starts to leave again] Frasier: Worry about what? Bebe: [returns] Tuition, innocent. Oh, wait, I see. You're going to send him to a state college. Frasier: Well no, no. I plan to send him to my alma mater, Harvard. Bebe: Ouch! Kiss it and make it better.