Quote from Martin in The Crucible
Martin: What are you doing to do now? Frasier: Well, they forced my hand. I'm going to call the police. Martin: 555-3000. Frasier: Thanks, Dad. Try to mess with Dr. Frasier Crane, I'll teach them. Hello. Oh, yes, just a second. Dad, who do I ask for? Martin: Have them put you through to the Fine Arts Forgery Department. Frasier: Hello, yes, the Fine Arts Forgery Department, please. Dad! They're laughing at me. Martin: Give me the phone. Hi, who's this? Hey, Doris! Yeah, Marty Crane. Yeah, that was my son. I just thought he needed a bite of a reality sandwich. Yeah, give my best to the guys. Thanks. Yeah, bye. Frasier: What was that? Martin: Frasier, the boys downtown have got their hands full with murders and robberies. They don't have time for this artsy-fartsy stuff.