Frasier: Our next caller is Stu, from Madrona. Go ahead, Stu, I'm listening.
Stu: "All right, it's like this. I've been dating my girlfriend for six years and she keeps bugging me about moving in. But I know as soon as she does, my freedom is gone. Everything's gotta be in the hamper, I can't eat over the sink, can't just go out whenever my buddies call, it's a lot to give up."
Frasier: Okay, Stu, how old are you?
Stu: "The calendar says forty-seven, but I feel eighteen, right?"
Roz: Forty-seven?
Frasier: Now, Roz.
Roz: I have a suggestion for you, Stu, grow the hell up!
Stu: "What? I'm sorry?"
Roz: I mean, I'm thirty-eight. And I feel thirty-eight. Now, I know we're all supposed to act like perpetual teenagers these days, but you know what? I like acting my age. I like being a mom. I like having a career. And I like balancing my checkbook. When did it become such a bad thing to be an adult?
Stu: "Dr. Crane? Hello?"
Roz: Now, don't get me wrong, I had a great time when I was younger, I did. But after a while, that way of life just seems... empty. You have to go deeper, and commit to things that really matter to you. Believe me, when you do that, you'll find out how amazing and rich life can be.
Stu: "Hey, I know that voice. You were at Zoo the other night. You told me you were twenty-nine."