Quote from Daphne in The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
Martin: Right up here on the left. I've got the whole service mapped out. It'll start with a bagpiper marching down the aisle... Daphne: Bagpipes? I'm having bagpipes at my wedding, you knew that. Martin: And none of that dainty finger food, either. Big slabs of beef. Prime rib. Daphne: You can't have prime rib, I'm having prime rib. Martin: Oh, for Pete's sake. Daphne: No, no, this is lovely. If you kick off before I get married, you'll ruin everything. Martin: All right, all right, I'll drop the bagpipes. Daphne: No, no, have the bagpipes. And what else are you going to have? A big cake with a little white coffin on the top. Martin: Oh, put a sock in it, will ya? Daphne: It wouldn't surprise me if you had a hearst with "Just Buried" on the side of it.