Frasier: Thomas Jay Fallow!
Thomas: Frasier! Frasier Crane, I can't believe it!
Frasier: Well, I see my name hasn't entirely escaped your sieve-like memory.
Thomas: My what?
Frasier: Well, it didn't make it into your list of acknowledgements, you- You... egomaniacal thief!
Thomas: You read my book.
Frasier: I didn't have to read it. I lived it. Not that anybody would know that from reading your three pages of acknowledgements, in which you mention everyone from your kindergarten teacher to the man who designed the typeface. But no mention of me? No, I'm only the man who gave you the story which you have
ruthlessly merchandised into this million-dollar treacle machine! [silence] I'm finished now.
Thomas: I'm so sorry. I don't know how I could have been so thoughtless. [crying] I owe you everything!