Ray Quote #1758

Quote from Ray in Debra at the Lodge

Debra: Wow, I'm tired.
Ray: Yeah, you must be, yeah. Next time, you should tell the guys, "Go easy on the up-tempo numbers."
Debra: Hey, I worked hard today. You just happened to come in when we were singing and drinking.
Ray: I understand. It's gotta be exhausting entertaining the troops... from the Civil War.
Debra: You know, Ray, you were welcome to join us.
Ray: I was?! You mean I could have hung out with Max and Albert and Rip Van Gassy?
Debra: I like them, and I like helping them out. Why does this bother you so much?
Ray: It doesn't bother me. If that's how you wanna enjoy your twilight years, go ahead.
Debra: You are so immature. You make fun of them for being old.
Ray: They made fun of me.
Debra: Yeah. I hope you're as charming as they are when you're their age.
Ray: I can be that charming right now. Hey, toots! Hey, 23 skidoo! [sings Camptown Races]

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 ‘Debra at the Lodge’ Quotes

Quote from Ray

Debra: I mean, those guys compliment me on my ideas and tell me how great I'm doin'. They're completely grateful to have me around. And you know what? I bet those gentlemen could teach you a thing or two.
Ray: Like what, how to wear my pants up high?
Debra: All right, that's enough jokes, Ray.
Ray: Yeah. Grow hair out of my ears.
Debra: Enough, Ray.
Ray: Drive with my blinker on.
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Okay. Sorry. Yell at a squirrel. [Debra turns the bedside lamp off] Reuse a tea bag.

Quote from Frank

Frank: Marie, come back here.
Marie: Your father is impossible.
Frank: You know I don't like my orange juice with pulp.
Marie: It says right here, "no pulp."
Frank: You and that are liars.

Quote from Marie

Marie: The Caribou Lodge is closed today, so he's hanging around the house and he's making me miserable.
Frank: You ain't doin' that much for me either.
Robert: What do you mean the lodge is closed?
Frank: We're having some financial trouble due to a recent thinning of the herd.
Amy: "Thinning of the herd"?
Marie: The old men are dying.