Ray Quote #1115
Quote from Ray in Silent Partners
Debra: Hi, kids.
Ray: I said I would pick them up. Yeah, how you doing, kids? Listen, I was saying hello to my parents, huh? A guy can't greet his loved ones?
Debra: So you don't mind spending time with them?
Ray: Oh, come on. Will you give me a break? I tried, huh? Didn't I try? Oh, okay, I get it. You're mad at me for not talking to you, so now you're not talking to me. Isn't that interesting? Maybe you should think about that, huh? Put that pipe in your mouth, hmm? What? What are you looking at?
[Debra and Ray look through the serving window to see Marie cutting Frank's sandwich. The pair then eat the sandwiches in silence. Marie offers Frank a napkin. He lifts his glass to take a drink and notices it's empty. Marie passes the pitcher across. After Frank fills up his drink, Marie tries to fill hers up and realizes the pitcher is near empty. Frank sees this and tops her drink up with some of his. He then decides he's gone too far and tries to even the two glasses out. They both drink and then return to their sandwiches, all without saying a word.]
Frank: May we help you?
Ray: No, we're fine. There's a weird cat. He was outside. Yeah, it's gone now. It had a brown eye and, like, one no eye. It was one of those. It was weird.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Silent Partners’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: That's really-
Debra: Really kind of sweet.
Ray: Sweet? What, that? They're not talking.
Debra: Well, it's like they don't have to.
Ray: I don't think it's 'cause they don't have to. I think it's 'cause they don't want to.
Debra: I don't know. They seemed so in tune.
[Ray and Debra return to the living room to observe Frank and Marie through the serving window. The pair are eating their sandwiches in silence, staring off in different directions]
Ray: I see cows.
Quote from Debra
Debra: You know what? We have nothing to say to each other. All we do is talk about the kids, or tell stories we've heard over and over and over.
Ray: What stories?
Debra: Robert swallowing that damn bee. I've heard that stupid story a million times, every time you see honey or a bee or a person with a puffy face.
Ray: Yeah, that's a million.
Debra: Or how about the time your dad put a possum in your tent during a camping trip and you literally jumped out of your skin?
Ray: What? It was scary.
Debra: Yeah, that's not literally. You literally jump out of your skin, you're dead. Body out of skin, dead.
Ray: How about you? You're always telling me about the story where you wore purple shoes and your feet sweated, and they turned purple. "It was like I was making wine." That's not funny.
Debra: I know. See? We have nothing to talk about and you don't even care.
Quote from Ray
Ray: And now my favorite part of Valentine's Day.
Debra: What?
Ray: The march of the red, silk boxers.
Debra: Are you kidding me?
Ray: You're right. Skip the dancing.
Debra: Wait a minute. We don't talk to each other all night now you just wanna have sex?
Ray: Not just. Hey, come on. We talked.
Debra: Oh, yeah, yeah. "This butter is the perfect temperature-slash-density."
Ray: Was I wrong?