Ray Quote #956
Quote from Ray in Alone Time
Ray: What's going on? Why why is Debra crying?
Robert: Obviously she's upset and she doesn't want you to know. What did you do?
Ray: I don't know, I- I joked around a little about the old cookie duster, that's all.
Robert: Yeah, well maybe you hurt her feelings.
Ray: No, she was a little annoyed. It was two days ago and she made a hundred jokes about my big nose, okay? It's over.
Robert: All right, other than the crying, has she been acting differently?
Ray: No! No. She's been acting normal. Oh, no.
Robert: What?
Ray: "Acting normal," what if- What if the whole thing's an act? What if the crying is real and all the rest is an act? You know, the whole "Oh, you're a wonderful husband, Ray. Oh oh, we have such a happy life, Ray. I love you, Ray. Bye, Ray. I hate Ray."
Robert: I could see that.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Alone Time’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: Well, I did it. Around the block in 37 minutes.
Frank: He beat your record, Marie.
Marie: What am I rushing back to?
Quote from Debra
Debra: You are an egomaniac.
Ray: What?!
Debra: You think everything's about you. My crying had nothing to do with you. You wanna know why I was crying? 'Cause I was in the mood.
Ray: In the mood?
Debra: Yeah, that's right. I just felt like it. It's cathartic.
Ray: All right, we have to get a dictionary for in here.
Debra: You know that commercial where the little kid's making soup for his sister and how every time it comes on, I get all choked up?
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: Okay, I like that. Sometimes I just like to cry. It's like a release.
Ray: So you saw the soup commercial this afternoon?
Debra: No, I was just in the mood and I made myself cry.
Quote from Debra
Ray: How do you do that?
Debra: I just take my mascara off and sometimes I put on a sad song and I make a crying face and it just comes out.
Ray: What song?
Debra: The theme from "Ice Castles."
Ray: Really?
Debra: Yes. I was having a good cry, that's all it is. Haven't you ever heard of you know, somebody singing the blues?
Ray: So all of a sudden you're this old blues-singing guy with a mustache?
Debra: See, that's why I wanted alone time today, because obviously this isn't something I can explain to you.
Ray: Okay, so you cry because I'm stupid.
Debra: I eat ice cream because you're stupid.