Ray Quote #952
Quote from Ray in Alone Time
Debra: Ray, why did you walk in on me?
Ray: You have a mustache.
Debra: What's the matter with you? You don't even knock?
Ray: You have a mustache.
Debra: What are you you just barge in on me?
Ray: I forgot deodorant. You have a mustache.
Debra: It's not a mustache. It's a little peach fuzz.
Ray: Well, h-how-how long how long have you-
Debra: What? How long have I what, Ray?
Ray: Been sporting that?
Debra: For as long as you've known me and for as long as you've known me, I've bleached it and it's not a mustache.
Ray: Let me look at it.
Debra: Don't you stop! Don't examine me. You should be apologizing to me.
Ray: I'm sorry, nature can be cruel.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Alone Time’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: You are an egomaniac.
Ray: What?!
Debra: You think everything's about you. My crying had nothing to do with you. You wanna know why I was crying? 'Cause I was in the mood.
Ray: In the mood?
Debra: Yeah, that's right. I just felt like it. It's cathartic.
Ray: All right, we have to get a dictionary for in here.
Debra: You know that commercial where the little kid's making soup for his sister and how every time it comes on, I get all choked up?
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: Okay, I like that. Sometimes I just like to cry. It's like a release.
Ray: So you saw the soup commercial this afternoon?
Debra: No, I was just in the mood and I made myself cry.
Quote from Marie
Robert: Well, I did it. Around the block in 37 minutes.
Frank: He beat your record, Marie.
Marie: What am I rushing back to?
Quote from Debra
Ray: How do you do that?
Debra: I just take my mascara off and sometimes I put on a sad song and I make a crying face and it just comes out.
Ray: What song?
Debra: The theme from "Ice Castles."
Ray: Really?
Debra: Yes. I was having a good cry, that's all it is. Haven't you ever heard of you know, somebody singing the blues?
Ray: So all of a sudden you're this old blues-singing guy with a mustache?
Debra: See, that's why I wanted alone time today, because obviously this isn't something I can explain to you.
Ray: Okay, so you cry because I'm stupid.
Debra: I eat ice cream because you're stupid.