Ray Quote #509
Quote from Ray in The Invasion
Ray: Hey, could you go read in the other room?
Debra: Why?
Ray: My mom's trying to be French in here and you're... "intruding".
Debra: What?!
Ray: I don't know, you're in the way. Look at you.
Debra: Wait, let me get this straight, sitting quietly on the sofa reading to myself is intruding?
Ray: You know how the French are.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Invasion’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: What was the truck in front of the house with the dancing little bugs on top?
Debra: We've got termites.
Marie: Oh my God! Oh, oh, dear! I told you, dear, you have to keep up with your housekeeping.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, can't you see? I'm just trying to make a point here. Listen, you could help me. It could be fun. Come on, we never do anything together anymore.
Ray: You are sick.
Debra: If I am sick, it's because your family made me that way.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, look, it's the Raymond Barone living memorial.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: So what happens? Every 45 minutes an actor dressed as you comes in and recreates scenes from your life, huh? Yeah. [as Ray] "Oh no, where is my retainer? Oh!" "Hey, what's that? A pimple?" "You know all the other guys have hair down here."
Ray: Yeah, that's it. That's the whole show. Except for the finale where you stare at the Farrah Fawcett poster and... lock the door.