Ray Quote #323
Quote from Ray in Working Late Again
Debra: Okay, kids, say goodbye to Daddy.
Ally: Why isn't Daddy going to work?
Ray: Daddy's at work. I'm working at home.
Ally: Can I go to school at home?
Ray: No. You wouldn't like it. None of your friends are here, no one to talk to, all alone.
Debra: You'll be fine.
Ray: Me? I'm happy. Look at me, I'm going to work in my bathrobe. I'm like Hugh Hefner, minus everything good about his life.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Working Late Again’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: We didn't want to disturb you during dinner. But your motion-sensor light is not working properly.
Debra: It seems to be working just fine.
Marie: Now, yes, but something must be wrong with it because it didn't go on when Raymond came home.
Debra: No, Ray's not home yet. Did you get us that light so you would know when Ray gets home?
Marie: Also for your protection.
Debra: You know, instead of you looking for that light, we could just send white smoke up the chimney.
Marie: [chuckles] No, I wouldn't want to bother you. No, the light system works fine.
Quote from Marie
Marie: That's terrible. It's just terrible.
Frank: What?
Marie: Raymond doesn't come home for dinner.
Debra: Marie, Ray has the kind of job where he just can't leave at 5:00. You know, games go into overtime, and players have to be interviewed. Lots of things come up at the last minute.
Marie: Let me ask you this delicately. ls it possible he doesn't want to come home?
Debra: What's the blunt version of that, you kick me as you say it?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I don't get you. You weren't happy when I wasn't here, and now you're not happy when I am here.
Debra: Yes, it's confusing, isn't it? Well, I guess that what I want is for you to want to be here but not actually be here.
Ray: I can do that. I can want to be here whenever you want.