Ray Quote #276

Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least

Debra: But in the future, little Ray, if you feel that you have too much to do, you just tell me and I'll try to make things more even. So how about that driveway?
Ray: I'm too tired right now. I win.
Debra: Ray, this isn't about winning or losing.
Ray: Oh, boy, you know who always says that? The loser.

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Ray: I don't know.
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Ray: Because I said so! Huh? That was big when I was a kid.

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Ray: Well, in this case, I happen to know Grandma, and I can't say I blame you.

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Ray: Look, just let me handle it, all right? Ally, I'm gonna give you to the count of three. If you don't start picking up your toys, no TV for a week.
Frank: Geez.
Robert: Oh, no.
Ray: One... Two. I'm not kidding. One, two... This is it. Two-and-a-half. Two-and-three-quarters. Let me tell you something, Ally. I don't know any more fractions, okay?