Ray Quote #266
Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least
Ray: Come on. Look, we don't need classes. We're great parents.
Debra: All right, you're a great parent, and I'm your lovely assistant. I don't feel like a great parent. Great parents don't find themselves in the supermarket going: "We don't throw plums." I need a class. We need a class.
Ray: A parenting class? That's supposed to come natural. That would be like taking a smelling class.
Debra: So you have nothing to learn here?
Ray: Come on. My mom and dad never took a parenting class. [Debra stares at Ray] I'm signing them up for this.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Father Knows Least’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Celia: Why do I have to go?
Ray: I don't know.
Celia: But why?
Ray: Because I said so! Huh? That was big when I was a kid.
Quote from Ray
Celia: Let's just say I'm your daughter and I refuse to go to visit Grandma on her birthday.
Ray: Well, in this case, I happen to know Grandma, and I can't say I blame you.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Look, just let me handle it, all right? Ally, I'm gonna give you to the count of three. If you don't start picking up your toys, no TV for a week.
Frank: Geez.
Robert: Oh, no.
Ray: One... Two. I'm not kidding. One, two... This is it. Two-and-a-half. Two-and-three-quarters. Let me tell you something, Ally. I don't know any more fractions, okay?