Debra Quote #17
Quote from Debra in Look, Don't Touch
Ray: Who? Who do you look at? All right, look, if it helps, I'm dead and you're a sailor.
Debra: Okay, well... There's that Chuck Wilson.
Ray: Chuck Wilson? At my paper? The columnist?
Debra: Yeah. Yeah. You know, his picture is right across from yours and he is kind of cute.
Ray: Wilson? Oh, God.
Debra: Yeah.
Ray: He's a fat load.
Debra: Well, he doesn't look fat in his picture.
Ray: That's from the head up. I'm telling you, from the neck down, he's a carnival. Wilson, God. I thought you were going to say Bon Jovi or something.
Debra: Oh, right. Like I'm ever going to meet him.
Ray: Well, you sure as hell aren't going to meet Chuck Wilson now.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Look, Don't Touch’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dear.
Debra: Oh, hi, how are you?
Marie: Good. Good. Where are the children?
Debra: Oh, I got them plugged in. Barney's in charge for the next half hour.
Marie: [chuckles] Well, enjoy your break. You deserve it, honey. I remember, before television, we actually had to be with the kids.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Just tell me one thing. Do you wish I looked like Angelina?
Ray: No, of course not. How could I tell you apart?
Debra: What is it with you guys? Why is it when one of you sees a pretty girl he becomes a basket case? Why is how a woman looks the most important thing?
Ray: That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front. If what a woman said was the most important then the ears would be here. That's just natural selection. There were guys like that, but they died out.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, wake up. Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: [wakes up] There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
Debra: Come on, Ray, I'm serious.
Ray: All right. All right. How come I'm the noise checker-outer?
Debra: Because it would look pathetic on the news if I were beaten up while you were sleeping. Careful, honey, it could be dangerous.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: And Ray if it's nothing dangerous, could you get me a yogurt?
Ray: Okay.
Debra: In fact get me a yogurt either way.