Ray Quote #3
Ray: Okay, if you want, maybe I'll talk to my father about it.
Debra: Well, while you're talking to him, would you mind mentioning the answering machine?
Ray: Is he playing back the messages again? I changed the code.
Debra: Well, he cracked it.
Frank: [on answerphone] Hope everyone's doing good. And Debra, you ought to call Linda back, she sounds like she's had a very interesting visit to the gyno.
Ray: [laughs] That's funny. That's- [off Debra's look] You know, it's not for everybody, okay? Look, he's fooling around. That's what he does. He's like one of those guys. What do you call them? An idiot.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Your birthday gift to me finally came this morning. Did you know you sent me a box of pears?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah.
Marie: From a place called Fruit-of-the-Month?
Ray: That's right. How are they?
Marie: Oh, they're very nice pears. But there are so many of them. There are over a dozen pears. What am I supposed to do with all those pears?
Ray: I think you're supposed to eat them, Ma.
Marie: Myself?
Ray: You and Dad and Robert.
Marie: How many pears can Robert eat? Look, I appreciate the thought, Raymond, but please, don't ever send us any more fruit again. Thanks.
Quote from Marie
Ray: It's a different fruit every month.
Marie: Every month?
Ray: Yes. Yes. That's why they call it Fruit-of-the-Month Club.
Marie: It's a club? Oh, my God! What do I do with all this fruit?
Ray: Well, most people like it, Ma! You share it. Share it with all your friends.
Marie: Which friends?
Ray: I don't know. Lee and Stan.
Marie: Lee and Stan buy their own fruit.
Ray: Well, give it to-
Marie: Oh, why did you do this to me?
Ray: My God!
Marie: I can't talk. There's too much fruit in the house!
Quote from Robert
Robert: When did he get this?
Marie: Oh, that's an award your brother got for his sports column.
Robert: Never ends for Raymond.
Marie: Oh, poor Robbie.
Robert: Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work, people shoot at me. Ray goes to work, people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hot dog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.